So my eighteen-year old daughter just went here with her boyfriend and his family. They wanted to celebrate a family milestone and Womens Day. It seems you have a beer called The Wife Beater on tap. This is unacceptable in a top end establishment and all the women at the table were hugely insulted. Do better, please. There are lots of other places to choose from in Cape Town that dont make light of domestic violence on Womens Day.

Unfortunately no Gluten free options.. Portions are very small and over priced for what you are getting. R120 for a small bowl of olives!! Tapas style light bites.. But pretty over priced and 98% of the menu is deep fried with a four batter (not gluten free friendly and they dont offer gluten free options) pizzas are nice.. Good value in portion to price. Beautiful location and scenery. Friendly staff. Just over priced for what you are getting and not health conscious friendly at all, especially for people with intolerances. And the light bites menu is very over priced! We spent my moms birthday there, the chef and staff were very sweet to bring out a happy birthday plate. Very kind.

Really happy with their new menu as it includes a whole lot of options for Vegetarians!

Lovely atmosphere, service and live jazz music. Definitely worth a nice relaxing visit. Will be back.

Friendly, personable service. Great drinks with a lovely atmosphere that makes you feel comfortable, but also has a great vibe and buzz. The manager is especially attentive and treats you like an old friend.

Great service from staff and epic pizza, loved the dough!

My first time. Absolutely amazing cocktails and ambience. Friendly staff and great service. DJ was the cherry on top. Fantastic music.

One of the most spectacular bars and waiters that Cape town have to offer. Definitely the gem of the southern suburbs

Love, love, love Incognito!! Fabulous staff, wonderful cocktails and snacks and great music and vibe!! My favourite place!!

It was my first time at this place. Firstly, when we arrived and started walking I was wondering where we were going. Little did I know this cute place was hidden hence the name fitting so well. The music was great, the food was amazing, the drinks were on point. The extra twist to the orange/lemon for the tequila shots was quite special. My friends and I loved it and we had a great experience!

Excellent service and what a vibe! The cocktails are awesome and the bar food is very tasty! They also have a DJ on a Fri, Sat and Sun - very trendy bar! The fish tacos are fantastic!

Wonderful drinks venue. Brilliant trained friendly staff. Great selection of wines served by the bottle or glass. Very small menu but mostly delicious, especially pizzettes. DJ playing house music on weekends. Free and safe parking. Prices add up very quickly for a local.

BAR with the AWESOMEST staff coupled with a peaceful garden.Our server PRECIOUS was observant, diplomatic & went the extra mile to check the availability of a certain drinks request. The Manager was present & very attentive. Never been disappointed at this venue.

Beautiful scenery, amazing pizzas and great staff

Love this place, chilled vibes and classy

Laid-back atmosphere, jazz music and a great tapas style menu.Staff efficient and friendly.A super way to spend an evening with a friend or friends.

Awesome vibe. Very upmarket, but a relaxed atmosphere.

Loved that the barman listened to what I liked ina whiskey and hit it on the nail when he presented one to me!

A great place to enjoy a relaxed afternoon drink and tapas while listening to chilled tunes. Service and food were both excellent Highly recommended

Lovely ambiance, good music and great food

Fantastic food and great service with superb live jazz tunes

Excellent cocktails, staff friendly and professional, nice music and modern decor. Ordered green apple mojito and grapefruit mint G&T.

Lovely vibe and comfortable space to be

Great first time and was an amazing atmosphere. Great for a quick catch up and drinks were excellent

Relaxed, sophisticated ambience. Amazing service, love the vibe and true to its name, incognito!

Great ambiance, good for lay back vibes.. Classy and beautiful stuff thats willing helpout all the time..

An amazing view!!! Great meals!

Lovely spot in the heart of Constantia. Excellent and prompt service - comfortable seating - good atmosphere- splendid view of the garden and pool. Our snacks were scrumptious!

Stunning bar, super cozy and classy and the service was absolutely flawless. We had such an attentive and gentle waiter who recommended we start with the Flaming Señorita gin shots which he demonstrated interestingly. We later moved inside next to the fireplace and more comfortable sofa chairs.

Always a great time visiting Incognito. There is always ample parking outside too. The interior of the place is well decorated with a great view of the Alphen pool and garden. The cocktails are expensive but toally worth every penny.

Delicious cocktails!

Great location, ambiance is chill. You can easily spend an afternoon there.The cocktails are OK but not great. The tapas food are limited.

Lovely place good food and drinks

Great place to chill, great vibes lively and fab cocktails...

Amazing vibe.. great service!!

Very nice decor and setting. Great service.Be prepared to pay Hotel prices...

Great place to have a drink or two while overlooking the gardens and pool. Never eaten here... restaurants upstairs are slightly better for that.

Great music, service and setting. Perfect for after work drinks or something on the more romantic side

Lovely relaxed venue for a social. Good snacks and wide selection of drinks.

Had a great time at a friends birthday, the staff were excellent and our waitron Mil was an absolute pleasure, thank you all :)

Like the name suggest, its a hidden gem in Constantias forest, very discreet and charming...

Fantastic service

Amazing venue. Excellent catering staff. Extremely attentive. Amazing experience❤❤

Easy and laidback lounge bar at the Alphen Hotel. Good services and they serve cocktails. Big warm lounge for winter but a winner on a hot summer evening with loads of outdoor seating. Often see children there. DJ on weekends.

Cosy and intimate atmosphere, would be great for the winter with an indoor fireplace. Menu could do with a few more dishes.

Classy bar with great cocktails with lovely views over the Alphen Hotel rose garden

Best cosmo cocktail and highly recommend the ginger bourbon. Real mixologists, proper cocktails. Well done! Lovely spot.

Very good

Great staff, amazing food! Great place for functions

Great cocktails and snacks (recommend calamari and salmon bruschetta) to accompany them. Staff is friendly and attentive. The bars decor is very swish and creates a cosy atmosphere with a great view of the alphen gardens. Expect to see the whos who of Constantia

The waiters were friendly but stayed for the wine

Great service and lovely setting.

I soo love Incognito....

Great scenery and super comfortable.

Expensive but impressive

Over priced for local clients paying in ZAR

Great service, lovely cocktails

Great place to be

As the word says....